Meanwhile, the team at Molton House, a bar/restaurant/club opening later this month in London, has been chosen "for its creativity". The, um, eclectic celebrity membership committee will apparently "guide the venue's stylistic direction". Who's on it? Nicky Haslam, Alex James, Victoria Aitken, Julien Macdonald and T4's Steve Jones among others. The mind boggles.
And finally, oh fellow Brits, when will we learn? A new survey has revealed that 50 per cent of us tip in restaurants even when the service is shocking – just to avoid any "awkwardness". This is NOT why our daily sister newspaper ran its "fair tips" campaign, you know... via independent.co.uk